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www.jifl.net -
Season 6. Vol.2
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1. Edito
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2. Fixtures
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3.
Fantasy League Standings |
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TO all captains & managers: please
send asap to jifl/at/jifl.net a new team picture + updated
informations. Thanks. |
The game is called 'football'
Dear
Football Lovers,
I mean
this quite literally. I heard recently one of the top youth
coaches from SSI Arsenal ask this very
question:
'What is the single most
important piece of the equipment for playing football?'.
He received all types of the commonest answers to the
query. One young fellow shouted out,
'The shoes, sir!'.
Another timidly answered'
'Shinguards...?'.
And one answered,
'The players!'.
Now, while all of those are important answers, the players
aren't actually a part of the equipment. So, what is the
answer? Without any further reading, can you guess what is,
indeed, the single most important and most neglected piece
of equipment in the game of football?
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Well, the answer is so
obvious once you hear it that it makes it the easiest
answer to overlook. Actually, the ball, sir, is the
most important single piece of the equipment first and
foremost and without argument. And the game is called
'football',
after all. Nothing can disturb or ruin a game faster
than an improperly inflated or the introduction of an
inferior ball. In fact, a game cannot even begin
properly without a proper football. From the warm-up
itself the match can be predicted. But proper
footballs are expensive. And not all of us have the
connections like SSI Arsenal to actually develop
their own ball for training and youth
matches. So most times our only option is to go to a
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The Puma v1.08 |
sports store and search for a good
quality football.
But how do we know when we have picked
the best one? Some believe that the most expensive is the
best one. Nike
and Adidas corporate heads would love for
you to believe that idea since they charge over a hundred
dollars per ball (real cost for production being under $10
dollars when produced in mass quantity). The mark-up being
attributed to distribution costs, import and taxation fees.
So fair enough. A good ball is expensive. But which is
actually the best ball and for what reasons? Well, it is a
very complicated matter that only very experienced players
are able to deciper. But, it works like this: Test balls
are distributed to select groups and teams and then feedback
is exacted and decisions are made. And you would not
believe how easy it is to influence the top boys into
accepting one type over another. While there is some
science behind the production it is much less than you might
think.
In another life, Alan Hinton, Grant Gibbs, and
I ran a team called the Seattle Sounders pre MLS
days. And naturally Nike was our sponsor since we are in the
backyard of Nike Town, Portland, Oregon. We were the test
ground for the Nike balls. First, materials are selected and
the balls were produced in Pakistan and supposedly given all
types of bounce tests, compression tests, etc. Then they
were shipped to us to use in training and games. Every 3 or
4 weeks we would report back on the condition of the ball
under different weather conditions and age wear. Then if I
liked that particular test ball, I would call them on the
phone and rave about it. And that would become the
production ball for that season. Simple as that. Funny, huh?
Now since we know that that is the system, it seems obvious
again yet that is how it works. So you see the balls
themselves are simply picked because somebody has influence
with the decision makers. And this leaves the system open to
error, prejudice, and special interest.
For example, Adidas sees profit in the mass production of
their Euro ball. But they didn’t get very good reviews from
the pre-tests. Yet the profit is enormous so they go ahead
anyway (despite poor reviews) and get the ball introduced
into the Euros and the World Cup. Everybody assumes that it
is the world's best ball because it is at the World Cup. Yet
the players disliked it. It is a heavy, maximum sized, and a
slow football without any 'life' to it. And as we all know,
they already had developed the best ball in history called
the Tango but they were not wise enough to recognize the
fact that they had already secured the perfect ball which
was over 30 years ago!
And this is the reason that the JiFL accepts no less than
the world's first intelligent football. The Puma v1.08.
Click the link and read all about it: footy-boots.com.
Now we have a league standard, the matches are already
improved because of it, and we all benefit with the use of
the best ball since Tango was invented.
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The author of this piece must remain anonymous and incognito
due to death threats from the transnational conglomerates at
Nike and Adidas. He will remain in hiding until further
notice.
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