www.jifl.net - Season 5. Vol.16

1. Edito
2. Reports
3. Stats
4. Miscellaneous


A
life altering experience
 


Dear Ballplayers,

It has been an irregular schedule as of late with several factors shaping the fixtures (or lack of) recently.  Holidays and weather notwithstanding some teams have been postponing due to lack of a full line-up (whatever that means).  I thought that we got over this a couple seasons back?  If you can field a team than by all means do so.  I know of quite a few teams who regularly play with only 11 players including the Grasshoppers and even the Wanderers who once played with only The Magnificent Seven (click here to see Newsletter No. 7 season 2005-2006 for the complete story).  Although, I can understand why teams such as DoIt might postpone a match here or there when the race is so tight with the Vikings for the championship this year. 

I witnessed the Grasshoppers versus Vikings match on Wednesday evening, after JIS cancelled their home match, and found it quite enjoyable for several reasons including the fact that both teams were in full matching kits and socks which increased the atmosphere by 50%.  The only unfortunate part of the entire spectacle was the fact the once again a $5 dollar piece of crap served as the match ball.  Throughout this match, every time somebody hoofed the ball the resulting 'thud' sound grated against my ear drums.  You see... you can even hear the difference between a good ball and a poor one.  Anybody that says different just does not possess enough experience to comment on matters relating to football.  Now, if you truly were not aware of this fact then try it this weekend at your own matches.  Knock the ball around and conscientiously follow it's flight, listen to the sound and, if you are able, feel the strike spot (sweet spot) when you connect perfectly with the ball.  There is nothing to compare between the great ball and all the rest.  You will never be the same again after that experience.  It is life altering.

Ray Goo-Goggles has made a fine suggestion as mentioned before and the process is in process.  The league will indeed enforce the proper class of ball rule starting in 2009/10 and Erwin Prasetianto, head of referees, is there to make sure of it.  Another thing that is also important and that I may have neglected to mention it is that the air-pressure of the ball is just as important as well.  It can neither be too hard nor too soft.  It is tantamount to have a ball pump and even better if you have one with a pressure gauge built in brought along with your team's equipment each time that you play the game. Then and only then will you always be prepared for the experience that a proper football game is supposed to give to each person taking part either as a participant or taking part as a spectator.  You see I believe the expectation of entertainment is equally as important to both parties.  We owe to our supporters a standard that has to be enforced as well.  Why else should they spend even of a minute of their lives wasting it on sub-standard entertainment due to faulty equipment?  Standards, boys.  Let's just maintain and enforce our minimum of standards and see how much better our league, and by extension, our enjoyment of that league, becomes.

See you Live on the Pitches,

-Your Hero

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JIFL Reports

 
18 march. 8.00PM ISCI VIKINGS 4 1 ONE TREE


One Tree Goal Scorers: Marc(1), Nico Nau (1)
MOM One Tree: Nico No
MOM Doit: Graham
Referee: 6/10

This was an important Football Match for our club. We had an opportunity to close the gap and make it an interesting finish amongst the top five teams; unfortunately, we blew it. One Tree opened the scoring on a howitzer of a shot, from a free kick just outside of the box, by team captain and motivational speaker Marc (The Don) Giovanola. Doit tied it up just before the half after some sloppy defensive blunders by our flat-footed defensive corps. Half-time score 1-1. In the second half, One Tree fell apart defensively with some lackluster tackling resulting in Doit scoring twice to take a commanding 3-1 lead. We continued however, to push and finally got rewarded, after a blast, by striker Nico No, just inside of the post, which cut the gap to 2-3.

Then our defense went back to work with more careless, haphazard tackling resulting in another Doit strike; which ultimately sealed our fate. Doit were just too strong for our mostly pimply forwards, we just weren’t able to match them in the physicality department. Some gruesome collisions occurred in the second half; unfortunately, against our own players, which left G.O. with a boot imprint on his face and the reverberation of bells inside a rattled brain after a round-house kick to the temple and yet another that left two One Tree players discombobulated lying on their backs, gasping for breath. Overall, a good match with fair play and a good spirit, just the normal yelling, and swearing. Afterwards, players from both team’s, drank beer, hit a few establishments, turned tribal and blasphemous and eventually resembled cavemen, howling at the full moon.
Geoff Olson (One Tree)

Saint Returns and DoIt still win
The Saint aka Mike Whibley made a rare return to Jakarta, not only to hold the Dragon’s hand but also to make up the
numbers for the first time in a JIFL fixture since the 2005/2006 season. After rolling back the years and being top scorer in the Penang 6’s last weekend, the Saint was desperate for a start. However the Saint’s pre-match routine of “ooh doesn’t Nico look good, they’ve got a strong squad, we’ll be lucky today etc” doesn’t fit in with Manager Roberts winning mentality and he was duly dropped from the starting line up – much to the relief of the younger Lisa Stanfield who retained his place up front and everybody else who has seen Whibley play in defence.

With DoIt having it’s strongest squad of the season available - it may have been slightly stronger and certainly heavier if
Pikey Satu aka Lardy Boy had been available, but the absence of ENLAC significantly outweighed this slight negative, Do
It were looking forward to a hard but successful day out. Under Manager’s orders to stay in on Friday night, Do It’s players duly responded and turned up sober for once... Click here to read full report

 
14 march. 3.30PM DIS GERMAN PLUS 0 1 BUGILS

Played at the German school in Serpong. Perfect pitch and weather conditions. Both teams had a full squad available.
German Plus in desperate need of a win in order to distance themselves from the relegation zone. But the brace Bugils team had different plans and after some sloppy defending they took the lead after 20 minutes, 0-1 Bugils; That was also the result at the break. In the second half however German Plus took the initiative and proved to be too strong for the Blue Bugils Army.

1-1 Mario Mueller (55. minute)
2-1 Simon Husin (60. minute)
3-1 Simon Groetsch (75. minute)
4-1 Marc Johnson (79. minute)
That was also the final score
German Plus vs Bugils 4-1

MOM: German Plus: Ndem Akiyeck
Bugils: Joris van Wageningen
No cards
Referee team: 8 of 10
Peter (German Plus)

 

STATS


JIFL STANDINGS

 

    P W D L F A Diff Pts
1. Vikings 14 12 2 0 55 21 +34 38
2. Doit 13 12 1 0 73 19 +54 37
3. Wanderers 12 9 1 2 65 19 +46 28
4. JIS 15 8 2 5 51 35 +16 26
5. One Tree 13 7 1 6 40 35 +5 22
6. German Plus 14 5 3 7 41 48 -7 18
7. Bugils 13 3 3 7 20 26 -6 12
8. Japan 13 2 2 9 21 38 -17 8
9. Arario 15 2 1 12 18 80 -62 7
10. Lions 14 1 0 13 6 67 -61 3

 

JIFL TOP SCORERS

 

Player Team Goals
     
Graham Brown Do It 21
     
Hernan Wanderers 20
     
Milan Bloem JIS 19
     
Emir German + 13
     
Ronan O'Neill Do It 12
     
Nico Clementz One Tree 11
     
Eladio Wanderers 10
     
Al Coulthard Do It 10
     
Niels Hegelund Vikings 10
     

 

>> MORE SCORERS
 

JIFL MAN OF THE MATCH

 

Player   Team
Heo Ji Seob 8 Arario
     
Niels 6 Vikings
     
Gordon Boyd 5 JIS
     
Ian Roberts 5 Do It
     
Eladio Rojas-Reyes 4 Wanderers
Hernan 4 Wanderers
     
Nico Nemalceff 4 JIS
     
Nakamura 4 Japan
     
Graham Brown 4 Do It

 

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