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:: Edito

A bit of self-control

Dear Super Athletes of the JIFL,

Yet another week has passed in the Premier League of Indonesian Football and upsets and shockers continue. But before I conclude with the 'wrap-down' (that is one of my new words that I'm popularizing) I would like to have a quick word about sportsmanship and league spirit which we need more of in the JIFL (in my humble opinion). And although I love the competitiveness and the standard that this league is continually striving for season by season, I, like many others, feel that the verbal abuse and sometimes physical abuse to each other, referees, and spectators alike is uncalled for and really needs to be controlled. If we don't get this under control, lads, then we will destroy our very own league.

6 screws

A sad incident happened the other night during the Mighty Lions & Wanderers match where a brand new player to the league, Tony Latham (a fine footballer, I might add) ended up getting a broken hand simply because one player of the opposing side lost his temper after disagreeing with the referee's decision and toe-punched the ball away inadvertently right into Tony's hand. $15,000. USd later, Tony is back from being medi-evacuated to Singapore and having it titanium plated along with 6 screws, and worse than all of that... he won't be able to play again until the second half of the season. Think about it: Does anybody come to the JIFL football matches to get maimed or disabled? And although it was indeed a freak accident, it could have ever so easily been avoided.

A yellow card fiasco

Let me give you yet another incident from last night. A good and competitive match was played with the Wanderers (yet again) and FC D's Place. Now here is the scenario: One of the leaders of D's decides that his only job in the match is to stop Manny from scoring (I know this 'cause I work with the lad and have heard and seen this ever since last Saturday when D's went 1-1 with Team Japan out at Sentul [and I got proof from the drunken SMS's that he was sending me]). Anyway, he takes this on himself to stop Manny at any and all costs. Win or lose he is determined to keep Manny from scoring any goals. This is his mission. And he stated it plainly before the match. So what you get is a 'shadow-marker' grabbing, kicking, scratching, and salivating all over Manny the entire match from beginning to end. Everybody can see that Jack the Lad is going to get himself into trouble if he keeps kicking and re-kicking Manny all game but the lad is obsessed (possibly possessed). He is accomplishing his mission. Suddenly, a little shirt pulling incident while both men are struggling for the ball in the box where the Shadow gets a tiny tear in his shirt, where he walks over to Manny complaining about the tiny tear, where Manny for a laugh puts his finger in the hole and hilariously makes the tear two inches wider, ends up being a yellow card fiasco where both players get sent off. Now 'Jack' is quite proud that he got the Wanderers key player sent off the field. By the way, if I didn't mention it, this was after Jack walked over and literally ripped Manny's jersey off of his body. Ripped it! Completely off of Manny's body. In front of all to see. Tit for Tat? A bit extreme I would say. And... totally uncalled for by any standard.

Men... we need more self-control.

Self control comes from internal discipline

Diatribe: Self control comes from internal discipline. Are we allowed to go to our jobs in the morning and shout, "F*&^% off you silly wanker!" to anybody who accidentally bumps into us? Are we allowed to go home in the evening and scream at our partner, wives or children, "What the f*%$# is that about? Are you F*%$#ing blind, you gimpy p%$^&!". If your coffee is cold do you haul off and throw the rest of the contents and the cup at your maid or a waitress? I mean, isn't our football supposed to be something that we look forward to each week, embrace and participate in with joy? What happened to having a laugh on the field with each other while still competing at and to the best of our ability? Why are we continually denigrating the other team when they score on any of us? If the other team scores then give praise where praise is due. Goals are bloody hard to score in football. That is what makes the game what it is if you didn't notice...!

An ever present smile

Solution: Boys... let me give everybody some advice (whether you need it or not). Keep a picture of World Footballer of the Year Ronaldhino of Brazil and Barcelona in your heads when you come to play football. He plays football with joy and an ever present smile. Celebrate each and every time that you go on the field. Embrace the beauty of the game. Football should bring each of us joy and happiness and not pain and misery. Now this next statement you may or may not agree with: I firmly believe that the true character of a man comes out on the football field. That is my own original quote. On the field all pretense is stripped away. Pressure is on. How you react to the challenge exposes your true nature. But there is hope even if you are one of those Jack the Lads who possesses little or no self-discipline. Start practicing a bit of self-control and watch yourself improve week by week. In fact, watch your own individual life-quality improve simultaneously. Then watch your team improve week by week, as well. Take a page from the Book of Max Belli. Enjoy the match. Have a laugh on the field when you make a mistake. Learn from it. Try not to repeat it. Embrace the fact that we are physically able to actually play football and have a run about. Keep in mind that we are lucky. We are blessed. We are the fortunate.

According to Freudian psychology

More Advice: We are not going to be able to play this game forever. Most of us are not made of superior genetic engines (like Dieter Cremer for example) and be able to play well into our '70s or '80s ( I can't remember how old he is now). We need to enjoy every match that we are fortunate enough to play in. They are indeed limited so take a minute to think about today's lecture and next time that you show up at the 'match pitch' (another new word that I've made up)... smile, relax, and take a moment to enjoy the limited time left in our football days and, more importantly, in our lives. Remember that we are just people. A bit of kindness goes a long way in life. And kindness is never forgotten. Never.

Final Analysis: Ripping the clothes off of another human being is considered assault and it is a form of rape according to Freudian psychology. Jack the Lad needs to get his head checked. And Jack... don't complain if you get a little bitch-slap upside the neck after pulling such a stunt on the field. You deserved it. That will be $55 dollars please.

In Conclusion: If anybody needs some private sessions then I am available after-hours for a small fee.

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Week 2 - Wrap-Down

The Magnificent Vikings pulled a draw off at DOIT's home pitch last Saturday 2-2. Them Vikes are looking real swell this year and Jesper be da' Man. By the way, Jesper is another man that we can learn from. He enjoys his football and he is good at it.
FC D's pulled a draw off against Team Japan 1-1 at Sentul last Saturday 1-1. So both teams are in the points already and it looks good for anybody this season.

The Wanderers narrowly escaped the tough battle against a multi-talented Mighty Lions last Saturday 3-2 at ISCI. The Lions are going to cause some problems for various teams around the league this season and it is obvious that all of those training sessions and friendly matches are starting to pay off finally.

Then Wanderers again last night with another narrow escape versus FC D's Place and a hard fought 2-1 victory (as previously mentioned). And, most importantly, the 2005 winner of the FIFA's Fair Play Award & Spirit of the League's BuGils FC gate crashed German Plus's party to a tune to 2-1 out at Sentul. I am distressed for Deutschland while at the same time ecstatic for BuGils. Fantastic job, boys. Well done and hearty congratulations on your well earned victory! I am supporting BuGils this season.
Dale
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Transfers & New Signings 2005

>> Transfers  
Dr. Chikaya Sakai Team Japan to the Mighty Lions
Lovely Lee Hawkins Wanderers to JIS
Germano Frasson German Plus to the Wanderers
Timo 'Lil Dale' Scheinaman German Plus to the Wanderers
Dan McNally Jakarta X-Pats to DOIT
Maurice Bloem BuGils FC to Knudde
Joris van Hees BuGils FC to Knudde
Alain Laua ESE FC to Wanderers

>> New Signings  
Eliseo BuGils FC
Gaston FC D's Place
Machia FC D's Place
Gareth Withe DOIT
The President Wanderers
Tony Latham Wanderers
Soloman Gonzalez German Plus
Paul Trigger DOIT


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Public Announcement - Official Loan Request

The Wanderers FC wish to make an official loan request to the Lions FC for the JIFL All-Star Paddy Wiseman for the remainder of the 2005-06 season. Terms and conditions to be discussed amongst the captains at a private meeting. Place, date, and time to be agreed upon by both parties.

 

:: This week's schedule

Sat. Sept. 24th 3:30 PM BIS Do It Satu Lagi   Lions FC
Sun. Sept. 25th 4:00 PM Senayan Bugils FC   Wanderers FC
         
Wed. Sept. 28th 8:00 PM JIS

JIS

 
Vikings FC
Wed. Sept. 28th 8:00 PM Kuningan Jakarta X-Pats

 

FC D's Place

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Announcement

The Royal Society of St George are now selling tickets at IDR 750,000 for non members and IDR 700,000 for members for free flow drinks, dinner and black tie ball at the Ritz Carlton on Friday 21 October to celebrate the great Admiral Nelson naval battle over the French navy 200 years ago. This should be a great night with live entertainment etc. Contact Merrio on 0816 859756 for ticket sales.

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:: Current League Standings

Pos Team
Pl.

Wo.

Dr.

Lo.

Gf

Ga

Diff
Pts
1 Wanderers 3 3 0 0 14 3 +11 9
2 Team Japan 2 1 1 0 3 2 +1 4
3 JIS 1 1 0 0 5 0 +5 3
4 Bugils 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
5 FC Knudde 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
6 German Plus

3

1 0 2 5 11 -6 3
7 FC D's Place 2 0 1 1 2 3  -1 1
8 Do It 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 1
- Vikings FC 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 1
9 Lions 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
10 Jakarta X-Pats 2 0 0 2 0 10 -10 0

:: Games reports

Sept. 17th Sentul Team Japan
1

1

FC D's Place

Unfortunately no report from D's Place. It takes a missing report to make Diego cry...

Scorers: Sugimoto (1) (Japan), Nick Hayes (1) (D's Place)
MOM:
D'S Place #16 MF ( I forgot to confirm a name after the game-Kagami)
Referee appreciation : 4/10
Cards : Kijima (Japan) - Yellow

Both of team had got many chance of goal, but it couldn't make a goal. Regrettably, the referee was not able to control the match. He had done the best, but his judgement was late every time. Mainly, his judgement took on out-play. I understood that every team was getting intense during JIFL match. It is natural. Because of that, the referee needs to judge the foul at the early stage. For the continuation of pleasant JIFL.
Kagami (Japan)

Sept. 17th BIS Do It Satu Lagi

2

2

Vikings FC

Scorers: Rudy (2) (Doit), Ruben (1) (Vikings), Daniel (1) (Vikings)
MOM: Rudy (Doit), Mick Kjaer (Vikings)

Referee appreciation : 1/10 (once again he had a nightmare, Please never send
him again! - Mick). 7 / 10 for keeping the match under control (Jesper)
Cards :
Tim Parsons (Doit), Isaac Deyedrought (Doit) - Yellow

Still licking our wounds from our defeat the week before, Doit assembled a squad of less players as most of the teachers had extra homework to do. The Vikings turned up with a squad of 20+, sporting their new see through when wet white strip! After a few minutes perspiration it looked like a wet T shirt night down the block!!! The game started with a few heavy challenges from the Viking invaders, (just as well they didn't bring their axes and shields with them), which the ref let go, and which ultimately set the tone for the game and the dismissals that followed. Even 1958 Jesper (taking a break from doing the league accounts), got in on the action, scything Rudy down from behind in the corner (unpenalised). The Vikings obviously wanted the ball more than Doit and they were winning almost all the 50:50 challenges. A new Doit formation was devised to baffle the visitors which worked quite well in the early stages and led to a goal about 20 minutes into the game. Gareth broke down the right hand flank and put a great ball across into Rudy in the middle who nicely finished. 1-0 and Doit started to believe in themselves again, and played some good football.

The Vikings continued to play hard and their ever so likable No 7 ended up getting a yellow card for his incessant moaning and kicking. A few minutes before half time the Vikings struck back, with a long high ball into the far right hand edge of the Doit box. Nick Czolak was obstructed when trying to challenge for the ball but the ref didn't see it that way and let play continue, and the big Viking finished low and hard. After half time, Doit started upping their game, and with no protection from the ref, decided the only way to compete was to get the challenges in first. By this stage the ref was not in control of the game and the players were overruling some of his decisions. However, the ref awarded Doit a free kick just inside the Vikings half (which even Doit accept should not have been a free kick). It was quickly taken putting Gareth through into the left hand corner, from where he whipped in a ball to the far post, which flummoxed the incredibly large Vikings keeper and fell to Rudy who tapped it home.

Doit continued to work hard but didn't create too many good chances, Lucas working tirelessly in midfield and with Steve and Eric up and down the flanks like a Blok M girls drawers they needed a breather. Richard also looked a bit the worse for wear when he turned up but his physical presence helped out in what was a physical game. With about 15 minutes to go the Vikings scored a well worked equaliser. They broke down the right and centred the ball to a player in the open who finished well. Then the handbags started, Isaac gat a yellow card for a slightly late challenge and walked without a retaliatory word and then Tim got involved in a Fracas with a 15 year old Viking and had to go as well. Not sure if any more Viking had to leave the field as it all appeared pretty Chaotic at this point.

One of the 15 year olds for the Viking was actually playing without shin pads and was asked to leave as he could really have got hurt with the way things were going. Another Doit player Paul trigger ended up dazed after the "ever so nice" No 7 for the Vikings rolled him over backwards bumping his head as he fell, leaving him vomiting on the sidelines for a few minutes. Anyway the game petered out and finished a draw with handshakes all round and a few Doit players of to tend their wounded ankles. Game next week Vs Lions at BIS, KO 3:30, please confirm availability. Nigel and Fandi both failed to turn up this week after promising to do so, and they could have made a difference! Lets get a bit more commitment guys?
Mick (Doit)

From our perspective we started best and we - as against Japan - were denied by the woodwork before Rudy scored one of his two goals. And both of them very well taken after two equally good crosses from the tall DIU striker (sorry, the name eluded me). Vikings did not give up and equalized after a well crafted move with good passes all way until Ruben converted for his first goal for Vikings. Just after the break Vikings were again caught napping with the same result as Rudy from a very narrow angle converted a deep cross. Nevertheless, we did not give up and with DIU appearing to tiring we found more and more space going forward although we often found ourselves desperately chasing Rudy. Then Vikings first had a screamer hitting the upright and a bit later a deserved equalizer when Daniel crisply converted yet another well crafted move from Vikings.

I guess that the final score would be considered fair by both sides as both could have won but did not take the chances coming their way.
Jesper (Vikings)

Sept. 17th Sentul
German Plus
1
2
Bugils FC

Unfortunately no report from Bugils. It takes a missing report to make Diego cry...

Scorers: Frederique Canale
MOM: Bugils :The guy who scored the first goal, I asked Bartele for his
name, but Bartele didn't know. German Plus: Bartele promised to nominate, but then suddenly was gone (Peter)

Referee appreciation : 7/10
Cards : ?
(Bugils)

We had a full squad of 20 players available, but only 16 of them made their appearances. German Plus took the initiative right from the start and put some pressure on the Bugils Team. Bugils were only able to produce some sporadic counter attacks. A yellow card was correctly shown to a Bugils player for a very ugly tackle on our goalkeeper. German Plus finally was rewarded for their efforts shortly before the break when converting a penalty into the Bugils net. 1-0 at half time.

The joy didn't last long as 5 minutes into the second half Bugils took advantage of some confusion in our defence and scored the equalizer. The second half was more balanced than the first one and after 20 minutes into the second half Bugils went 2-1 in front. German Plus threw all forces into the attack on the Bugils goal, but could only produce some fine shots which however missed the target. At the end German Plus had to concede the second defeat of the new season.
Peter (German Plus)

Sept. 17th ISCI
Lions FC
2
3
Wanderers FC

Scorers: Arsen (1) (Lions), Ben (1) (Lions), Dave Henderson (1) (Wanderers), Jules Onana (Wanderers) (1), Tommy (1) (Wanderers),
MOM: Ibrahim
(Lions), Dave Black (Wanderers)
Referee appreciation : 6/10 (Andy), -1 out of 10 (Mike)
No Cards

Special message for Lions : please don't send your reports in caps lock !

AFTER THE EXCITEMENT OF WANDERERS VICTORY IN THEIR FIRST GAME, ALL THE TALK BEFORE THE GAME FROM THE WANDERERS WAS HOW MANY GOALS THEY WERE GOING TO SCORE..TALK OF 8 AND 10 GOALS WAS ABOUND AND FINALLY WAGERS WERE SET AT 5 GOALS OR MORE... SEEMS THE WANDERERS STILL HAVENT LEARNED THAT WHEN THEY PLAY THE LIONS, WE RAISE OUR GAME AS THOUGH OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT...ESPECIALLY AS THE LIONS HAD 5 NEW PLAYERS IN THE 17 MAN SQUAD MAKING THEIR LEAGUE DEBUTS.

NOW TO THE MATCH.. ....FROM THE KICK OFF WANDERERS BROUGHT THE GAME TO THE LIONS AND FOR THE FIRST 2O MINS HAD MOST OF THE POSSESION LEAVING THE LIONS TO OCCASIONAL BREAKWAWAYS, ALTHOUGH THEY COULDNT FIND A WAY PASSED THE LIONS NEW KEEPER, SAKAI. ON THE 22ND MINUTE, LIONS BROUGHT ON ANOTHER 2 NEW SIGNINGS IN MIDFIELD AND UPFRONT AND THE GAME BEGAN TO OPEN UP, HOWEVER, ON 30 MINS THE WANDERERS BROKE THE DEADLOCK AND ALTHOUGH THEY CONTINUED TO PRESS, AT HALF TIME THE SCORE REMAINED 1 - 0 WANDERERS DUE MAINLY TO SOME SOLID DEFENDING FROM IBRAHIM IN THE LIONS DEFENCE. THE SECOND HALF WAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT STORY. AS THE WANDERERS BECAME MORE AND MORE FRUSTRATED AND ARSEN IN THE LIONS MIDFIELD BEGAN FEEDING INTRICATE PASSES TOGETHER. 55TH MINUTE AND LIONS GOT A DESERVED EQUALISER. ARSEN SHOOTING FROM JUST OUTSIDE THE BOX AND SCORING OFF THE INSIDE OF THE POST...WANDERERS STUNNED AND LIONS RAPTUOUS !!!... 25 MINS TO GO AND WHERE WERE ALL THE GOALS THE WANDERERS BOASTED ABOUT SCORING ??

THE EQUALISER STUNNED WANDERERS INTO ACTION AND ON 60 MINS, A SUPERB VOLLEY BY JEWELS PUT WANDERERS IN FRONT AGAIN. 2 - 1 WANDERERS.. THE GAME WAS NOW GOING FROM END TO END WITH BOTH TEAMS ATTACKING AND LIONS MATCHING WANDERERS IN ALL AREAS OF THE FIELD.. BOTH TEAMS HAD CHANCES TO INCREASE THE SCORING AND IN 65 TH MINUTE, WANDERERS SCORE AGAIN, TO GO 3 - 1 UP..BUT THIS DIDNT DAMPEN LIONS RESOLVE, WHO FOR THE NEXT 15 MINS PUSHED ALL OUT ATTACK...
79TH MINUTE AND DALE CARELESSLY HANDBALLED IN THE BOX...PENALTY !!!..LIONS NEW STRIKER, BEN, CALMLY PUTS THE BALL AWAY...3 - 2 WANDERERS.....FINAL WHISTLE GOES AS WANDERERS SIGH WITH RELEIF !!

ONE OF THE BEST AND EXCITING GAMES I HAVE SEEN IN THE LAST 2 YEARS IN THE J.F.L WITH BOTH TEAMS GOING ON THE ATTACK AND A VERY VOCAL CROWD HELPED THE ATMOSPHERE..

LOOK FORWARD TO THE REMATCH, LETS HOPE DALE PAYS HIS WAGER BEFORE THEN...
Andy (Lions)

Dale's MOM for Lions was Ibrahim so maybe we can give 1/2 point each as I nominated Skunk.

Would like to report a rather unfortunate incident resulting in a broken arm & medivac to Singapore for one of our players,Tony, as he was hit by the ball smashed into him at point blank range by a Lions player who was upset with a freekick being awarded against him!!!!!!  

From a Wanderers standpoint not a great game to watch as we lacked the usual drive and energy (Friday nite hangover anyone?) that we had played with in the last 4 games but should have been at least 5 goals. The referee turned down 3 penalty appeals -- one of which was a rugby tackle and both Lions keepers made some great saves!!!! However, due credit to the Lions for pushing us hard and really making a game of it.
Mike (Wanderers)

Sept. 20th  ISCI

Wanderers FC

2

1
FC D's Place

Unfortunately no report from D's Place. It takes a missing report to make Diego cry...

Scorers: The President; Dale (Pen.)
MOM: Machia (D's Place), Jules Onana (Wanderers)
Referee appreciation : ?
Cards :
Manny (Wanderers), Tommy (Wanderers), Germano (Wanderers)

A Wanderers injury crisis of sorts with 3 players out injured from the Lions game and 4 in total. On the back of the last game this turned into another very physical encounter but the Wanderers still took another 3 points. Spoiling tactics from the opposition and trying to hit us on the break seem to be the new tactics used against us . With the added benefit of having referees that couldn't spot an infringement in a month of Sundays, this spoiling approach will undoubtedly continue. Lots of cards were brandished and tempers got a bit heated for a while but a few Bintangs after the game quietened things down.    

The first goal came from D's with a good finish but Wanderers equalised through ??? Plz check with Dale and as the game wore on they took more control of the game -- having a goal from Dale disallowed and Jules hitting the post and then the crossbar & numerous great saves from the D's keeper. Wanderers were finally rewarded with a winning goal resulting from a penalty by Dale. Gotta give credit to a much improved D's team, who battled throughout and showed that they will be a stern test for any team in the league this season.  

Mike (Wanderers)

:: Send your games info

The JIFL League being not yet broadcasted on ESPN, no report means no informations. Therefore, each team is required to send their games infos within 48 hours after their match at jifl@esefc.com and dalemulholland@hotmail.com

Subject: Game infos
Message: 
>> Team Home (score) vs. Team Away (score)
>> Date & Location
>> Scorers (for your team)
>> Yellow and Red cards (for your team)
>> Referee appreciation (from "0"-very poor to "10"-brilliant)
>> Man of the Match (from your team, but selected by the opponent)
>> Comments about the Match (make it fun guys !
Or try...)

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